Straight Outta Fucks

  I bought wide legged pants from Lane Bryant, and the thins love them. What fat hasn’t been waiting their entire life for this moment? The chance to turn to a regular ol’ size eight and be like, babe, eat a cookie and then ...Read More

                          Jim Lo Scalzo/EPA When I arrived home in the wee hours of Wednesday morning after Donald Trump won the presidential election, but not the popular vote; all I heard was Whitney ...Read More

History was made. Hillary Clinton is now the first woman to clinch a major party nomination for president. Wonderful. Powerful. And now can we get to that bag of bones she carries around her neck, Bill Clinton. I couldn’t hear Bill last night over ...Read More

There’s something fun about driving a bona fide piece of shit. Maybe it’s because I’ve watched too many movies. Like, when I’m driving my 1988 Buick Regal Custom with 60K miles that cost me $500, it’s like I’m channeling my inner Lebowski. If The ...Read More