Super Good Fun

  Bless this age of television. I mean truly, grab your hands, put them together, and bow your heads in praise of this content avalanche. Without so many choices, we’d be up to our eyeballs in pretty young things. And if you’re like me, ...Read More

In my world, life is like a toilet paper roll — you either handle your shit like a baller or you wipe like a bitch. I am old, and my life is riddled with friendships I shouldn’t have spent two seconds trying to cultivate ...Read More

I like makeup. I’ve always liked makeup. Back in college, I wrote a terrible slam poem about being a feminist who wears makeup. Then I abruptly dropped the class because I couldn’t go through with actually performing that piece of shit. I mean, can ...Read More

Dear Chocolate Chip Pop Tarts: I love the shit out of you. Until I tasted your warm, chocolate goo that’s too cheap to be remotely related to Nutella, I’d smugly blow past you in the breakfast aisle. You make enjoying science food worth never ...Read More