Liz Archive

  Bless this age of television. I mean truly, grab your hands, put them together, and bow your heads in praise of this content avalanche. Without so many choices, we’d be up to our eyeballs in pretty young things. And if you’re like me, ...Read More

    I went ahead and stopped smoking. I decided I like buying trash more than wheezing at night. My kazoo breathing would send me into I’M A GONER panic attacks and I was convinced I’d never wake up again. I’d toss around like ...Read More

                          Jim Lo Scalzo/EPA When I arrived home in the wee hours of Wednesday morning after Donald Trump won the presidential election, but not the popular vote; all I heard was Whitney ...Read More

In my world, life is like a toilet paper roll — you either handle your shit like a baller or you wipe like a bitch. I am old, and my life is riddled with friendships I shouldn’t have spent two seconds trying to cultivate ...Read More