Liz Archive

History was made. Hillary Clinton is now the first woman to clinch a major party nomination for president. Wonderful. Powerful. And now can we get to that bag of bones she carries around her neck, Bill Clinton. I couldn’t hear Bill last night over ...Read More

“Hey, how are you?” That’s how I walk into my Father-in-Law’s house and greet him as he sits on the couch watching us arrive for a weekend visit with bags of things, me carting my always present laptop, the child already unpacking in her ...Read More

“It’s not what you’re like, it’s what you like.” That’s from High Fidelity, and while Rob spends an entire book and movie battling through to realize it’s actually what you’re like that matters, Treat Yo Self doesn’t care. Here are the things I like this ...Read More

I’m not proud of this, but I spent about two weeks checking into the gym and then leaving. I straight up would go in, have the front desk clerk scan my card and then peace the fuck out. Why would I do such a ...Read More